In Case You Missed It...

In case you missed it...

Oral sex could be more dangerous than cigars
This is the kind of research that I think we can do without. Are there any pleasures in this world that do not come with some sort of caveat, some sort of "increases your chances of death" warning?

Dearborn cop who baked confiscated marijuana into brownies to avoid charges
He was eating the "special brownies" with his wife when he feared he had overdosed and told an emergency dispatcher: "I think we're dying. We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do." What an idiot. First of all, if you steal weed and put it in some brownies, don't call the authorities. Second of all, I don't think anyone in the history of the world has died from pot brownies.

Racy Chicago billboard taken down
A law firm was pressured into taking the billboard down because the phrase "Life is short. Get a divorce." was too racy for the Windy City residents. I have a couple of ideas of replacements for the firm:
"Life is expensive. Go to law school."
"Life is too fair. We'll sue anyone."
"Life is too easy. Be a Lions fan."

Steve McNair arrested for DUI
The Baltimore Ravens QB wasn't actually driving the car! It was his car, and his friend was driving it while drunk, and he gets arrested for it? Doesn't getting a DUI require being the one who is D-ing (driving)? They should really have a separate OUI (owning under the influence) charge for him.