Just when I think Ohio State fans can't get any dumber, they go out and do this,"Tressel Hayes Huffines — sounds as sweet as an OSU victory over Michigan....Can you imagine someone named Tressel Hayes going to Michigan for college?"
Some idiot from Columbus named their kid Tressel Hayes. The worst part is, the kid was already going to have to get past having a last name like "Huffines," and now his first name is Tressel, or "Tressy" for short. But he won't be alone. According to the article, since Sweatervest got hired at Columbus in 2003, there have been six Tressel babies, with the only surprise being that there aren't any more than that. There is so much to comment on this, I need to resort to bullet points:
- Doesn't Ohio have any other role models they can name their kids after? Like Scooter McDougle?
- What happens if the Buckeyes hire a football coach named Hitler in the future, do you think Buckeyes fans would be dumb enough to name their kids after him? Maybe they'll hire Kevin Pittsnogle to be their basketball coach someday?
- I don't think Mr. Huffines shouldn't have been too worried about his son going to Michigan, anyone dumb enough to do this would have been rejected faster than Anthony Gonzalez trying to get a woman to go back to his oxygen tent.
- Quick, somebody buy the domain name for www.firetresselhayeshuffines.com
- I now have a name for my first born son: Morhningweg Fontes
4 comments:
If you name your kid that, I'll have to disinherit you.
Mr. D
I have a feeling that your kid is going to take the wind, Mike.
How about Carr Ammaker?
Mr. D.
As a big Buckeye fan, I would have to agree that it was a rather white-trash move to name a baby like that.
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