Look Who's Stealing From Me Now

Once again, here at Pre-marital Sax we have proven ourselves to be ahead of the curve. You may have remembered my entry back in February on giving up facebook for Lent:

A friend of mine is actually giving up facebook.com for Lent. I'm no devout Christian, but is this really what Jesus had in mind? Call me crazy but if there is a God I severely doubt he cares what we're doing while we're online. Because if He's worried about college kids on facebook, he is going to be a busy deity. And he's going to have to sift through a lot of porn.

Pretty funny, right? And I posted that on February 22nd, right after Ash Wednesday, when Lent was in vogue. But what do I find on Cnn.com yesterday morning? This article:

"It's been hard, especially in the beginning," said Kerry Graham, who says she gave up Facebook for Lent. Her boyfriend challenged her to do so, describing her as a "Facebook fiend."

Well, Katie Hawkins, I'm glad that my blog has provided you with valuable source material for your articles. Articles written 30 days into Lent, when there's like what, a week left? Why don't you just write an article about staring at babies while you're at it?