I'm taking a short break from Lions posts, expect one on Monday concluding my "All-Shame Team." Instead, I will focus on an e-mail I received recently from an Islamic Extremist (translated into English).
Dear Pre-Marital Saxman,
Your anti-war rants have emboldened me. I was not very bold before, but I have been monitoring the internet, TV, and radio, and all the liberals talking about leaving Iraq has made me bolder and bolder by the day. And we all know a bold enemy kills more people, so this is not good news for your country. Every time an American exercises his freedom of speech and criticizes the current administration, not only does an angel lose its wings, but a terrorist straps another bomb on his chest. We become energized, invigorated, revitalized, and exhilarated. And you have been particularly helpful, Pre-Marital Saxman. Say hello to Al Franken for me.
-Mohammed O'Brien (name changed to protect his identity)
P.S. I am also emboldened by Rachael Ray, Kevin Federline, and the "Not the Momma" Baby from your popular TV show, Dinosaurs.
Well, I'd like to apologize to our brave men and women overseas. It's my fault. It's not President Bush's catastrophic miscalculations, it is us liberals. First we took over the media and Hollywood, and now we are exciting terrorists. Because terrorists obviously weren't passionate enough about the West before this.
1 comments:
It is an ill wind that blows from the hind of a camel and Mohammed O'Brien has languished in it as if it was the breath of profit!
Mr. D
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